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Leave be Doc Rivers.

Creeper

His moobs aren’t that bad. I expected worse.

There are far more calories in shit than one would imagine.

Simmons knew his appearing on the Dan Patrick show was straight up poking the bear. So why isn’t he enjoying what he stirred up?

Tall, thin, pretty Floridian who likes to party and can take both a powerful punch and kick.

Some of histories greatest sports scribes and talkers were unappealing as people. Howard Cosell and then go on from there.

No self-loathing in Timofey. He should woo Tinafey.

Red Wing fans disrespectfully disagree with your article’s title.

Tis human nature to wax poetic with Delmon Young at the bat.

Just show Mrs. Curry and don't waste my time.

Next.

I know a celiac who always has a bloody reaction (the American kind, not British) to ingested gluten. Lots of ER visits. Since “gluten” must be Latin for “the glue holding all foods together” any available menu anywhere is close to the celiac by close to 100%. But a person has to eat. The celiac thus is dependent upon

If the Yankees had the right to withhold performance on any part of the contract, those same grounds would allow the team to renounce all of it. Which they didn’t do.

I know why he hangs with horses.

Make lemon out of lemonade and harvest a good donor ACL from the scene. In case.

Every stadium with an open trough is tied for second as the worst stadium ever. Qualcomm during a Raiders game is in first place.

Toughest ticket ever.

Being good at work to me doesn’t balance out being a constant, prickly jerk. Unless he is only disrespectful people with media credentials. That I buy. Some are flat unlikeable.

Flirting skill is one of the first things to wither and die while working from home. Consider that tradeoff very carefully.