This demise is totally fine. My superstar foreclosure is for the greater good, so it's OK. ARod and the Yankees aren't best friends, but hang out. You could say the same thing about me and my max contract. It hung around but then it evolved.

Fritz has terrible eye-mouth coordination, but might stick as a useful DH (Designated Hound).

Bobby Hurley nibbles on twigs.

ISIS recruits from these complainants.

Who has to be told this?!?

You argue with the Mafia guy. Not me.

The man was (is?) a Road Player. Allegedly. If that was (is? Please tell me that it is still not so. Allegedly.) then he habitually performs this ritual in front if others. Without gear.

Daniel Snyder sure gives a bad name to all other Lizard Humans.

Sorry, but the worst moment of Ashley Judd's magical life is yet to come. The Wall is giving dire sneak peeks. Sorry again.

The NFLPA electorate is made up of those who soon enough will claim undiagnosed brain damage, cognitive dysfunction, and severe memory loss. They will demand billions in recompense.

Add "Dearborn Adult Soccer League Referee" to the list of hazardous American occupations.

Fat Bad Guy + XXXXL white T-shirt = Shooting Range Target

He misread the message! "Flights" referenced passenger planes. He was supposed to sign with the Jets.

Bill Walton is pure magic, except for the broken-body part. Enjoy him while you can.

The NBA regular season should be 50 games. Time to Euroize there.

Chip Kelly looks exactly like your fat grandma gambling away dead grandpa's lifelong machine shop earnings at the Indian casino.

Given accessible talent and fan interest, there should be maybe 8 NBA teams, 10 teams in MLB, 6 NHL teams and 148 NFL teams.

No smoking gun here, which is a multiple error of omission.

The NFL will not fine the Dolphins in the Suh matter. Their edict is that his onerous contract will be punishment enough.

Darn it...I wagered Tim Tebow would learn how to masturbate before learning how to throw a football.