John Fogerty would not have made it if he grew up in Johannesburg.

Jake Locker cannot return to baseball. His busted body parts hamper throw-hit-run functions. He done.

His 49er pic showed the ridged forehead of a spousal abuser, but the mug shot fails to reveal his forehead ridges.

Dick Vitale is still making a living off his 1977 University of Detroit win over Marquette. Defending a lout is his latest hint that we should all move on.

Boeheim was well compensated to be a dirty winner. That is how someone missing otherwise key and desirable personality traits can set up such numbers. It was a multi-complicit bargained-for exchange. Now its out.

I see why he sits.

I would eagerly divvy up front and center with a disproportionate share but by now she is too busy filing for divorce from her gym-bred husband of three weeks.

Can't get enough of the PBA, which is legendarily epic due to Billy Ray Bates if nothing else.

So what you are saying is the Cardinals have no one that can light up the IQ gun.

I would bring back Harry Houdini to explain his lying self.

Bielema appears all right with personal excesses.

Bruce Springsteen had the best, best, best olfactory reason to prefer a natural redhead.

Good thing outrage over the media airing exploits of LBJ, Jr. has motivated LBJ, Sr.

Each and every batsman should wear something like this. Alloy, plastic, carbon-based, red, clear, Rollie Fingersian, no matter. All ages. It is ridiculous not to.

He has frequently ruined his life before this. He's about run out of youth, the difference now.

Achilles' knee.

The filming was for a Squatty Potty commercial.

She "messed up" his mid-term study notes, and he's just supposed to reassemble them and study, as if?

Sports writing and fiction have long enjoyed a symbiotic link. Given that, this whole "Bossman Junior" nickname genesis is not satiating. Especially unsatisfying is Upton's claimed desire to please his father by using their shared name - yet the father doesn't use it himself?

Have definitely seen way, way worse (Lionel Hollins), but each has Basketball Finger.