Busch really Humpty Dumptyed that leg.

Michael Jackson would have bought this.

MJ seems forever trapped in hyper-gamble mode.

He should plead not guilty due to colossally pent-up road rage.

LA goes from zero to 3 teams justlikethat?

Wonder if Tayshaun Prince kept his house on the golf course in Oakland Township. If so, let him know we'll be by to shoot some J's. When the snow clears.

Hope this doesn't tarnish Sapp's reputation.

What Norm MacDonald SNL story doesn't end with security putting a heavy hand upon him?

A-Rod is that insect buzzing near your ear.

Let's hope the poor lad never again experiences sudden lifeless inertia during a passionate advance to the hole.

Have spoken with Sparky Anderson, and many of his former charges. One said, "all he did was lie to me." Another of similar work-related value said, "he never lied to me."

Forty-Nine Shades of Decline

SI blocks the naughty bits, inarguably the best part of provocative photos. How quaint.

F snow, and the snow it rode in on.

Baller be ballin'.

Enough about James Dolan The Putz. His Job Description does not require kind compassion.

He spelled "mange" wrong.

You are chiding Mike Florio, a lawyer, for being a professional hypocrite.

RIP, pro career of Marcus Mariota.

"Wealthy" area is relative. I am here to tell you.