We can extrapolate from TO's publicist that Larry Sanders has 11 million reasons - for each of the next 4 years - to commit his unfulfilled self to basketball. But, balance that against being in Milwaukee and it is a wash.

It's hilarious reading how the Lions' chances of winning dropped to 60% after Flag-gate.

Remember Joe Namath slurping up that reporter chick? Babe Ruth sure banged the wrong President's daughter that night! Whee doggies. No hash like rehash.

Dozing while ineptly speed-reading just led to momentarily believing Peyton Manning ate Jameis Winston's butthole.

This is the best flurry of San Diego Padres trades since former owner John Moores traded his wife for her gynecologist.

The Dbacks don't believe Miley has a high-enough celiac.

Roger Goodell dumb? He figured out a way to make north of $40M per annum yet you call him dumb?

Placing this story next-in-line after 'A History of Thugs' is going to get you choked.

The Oakland Raiders would perk my interest as a 4 seed.

Dopey dope doer.

...with the exception of "The Greatest High School Player Ever" who also attended Mt. Carmel High School.

Billy Beane has yet to meet the player he wouldn't trade.

I'M MIKE £^{€ing DITKA. GIMME MONEY AND I'LL GRUMBLE FAST NONSENSE. LIFT YOUR SKIRT.

Our luscious dollface has learned how to stay in focus.

Ha ha. The idiots spelled 'Crosby' wrong.

If the mom prances naked, viewership rises. You know she wants to. She has the stats.

Celebrate their accomplishment the entire season. Embrace!

Dogra, Sexton and Condon. How subtle.

Ginger went ginger.

1. Apply Sanchez image as tattoo on naked chest of Mrs. Jets Coach;