A couple of Lakers did not act like they'd been there before.
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I made a mistake and looked up a pic of actress Helen Dauvray. Think of William Bendix in drag.
Tom Coughlin is an exact caricature of a pouty, impetuous girl. Picturing his exact facial expressions and actions as played by Gwyneth Paltrow will up the hot bitch factor while viewing Giants games. Insert your own cute and whiny actress. Then add wind-chapped cheeks, and enjoy.
It is a plus prank. Better than yelling 'Baba Booey'. Lesser than that guy who pantsed Hitler.
1968's Mickey Lolich wants it out in the universe that MadBum is not the first beefy lefty to hijack a World Series. Lolich even homered during his strongarm takeover.
Mosley unscrews his prosthetic nose and hands it to complete strangers, as in this pic. It is gross and out he goes.
Thinking of that comedy-killing bullet in Phil Hartman's head brings the same sense of decades-of-lost-brilliance as it does with John Lennon. Neither would be yet done if allowed to live.
Chad Curtis also had a Bible in his locker. I have drawn my own conclusion.
Crow Nation, representing at a Redskins tilt. Had his own seat, but yearned for little hand massage while in his lady's lap.
Tiptoeing towards Titus Young territory.
Brad Ausmus - are you paying attention to this?
Ishikawa walkoff offa Wacha.
If Max Scherzer and Justin Verlander had a dog together.
Nerlens Noel - you are now thisclose to Marge Simpson. You can stop sleeping upside down.
Joe Namath and Sid Luckman raw dogged. You don't think Pop Warner ever looked drunk? Merlin Olsen was tazed every Wednesday to tame his spicy sex craves. Players always partied.
Last living Honus Wagner groupie.
If space aliens landed at high noon, Philadelphians would boo and mock how they move while disembarking. Not that there's anything wrong with it.
That shot is even more amazing once you realize Rex had 14 stolen Daft Punk CD's hidden in his jock.