Per this pic, cause is established if Yao has a bald spot on the top of his head.

Richie Incognito cannot resist black-bashing.

I will never tire of the Aaron Hernandez story. He is stupidest man in the history of the world.

This is the kind of questioning he should expect, since he lives openly straight.

Do I use him as my positive role model to prevent prostate cancer, or in reverse to avoid accelerating same?

Rousey fights good and all that. Sure. But she is cute in a way so you think you can tame her.

The marijuana in San Diego is historically potent. He should not have messed with it.

If I were to think about this story, it would make me want NFL safety William Gay to name a son "Openly".

Hey diddle diddle,
I punched her over spittle.

Right. Can't force them.

The Winter Games have long been about steamy sex, ever since the 1928 Winter Olympics were held in the town named for St. Moritz, the Patron Saint of Blue Balls.

Can I be there when Mr. Sam learns his son was drafted by the Detroit Lions?

It is unseemly piling-on to point out Rick Reilly's character flaws once you realize he looks like a condom pulled over a foot.

Kudos to Ted Williams for overcoming his obsessive avoidance of cold zones.

NBC edited out a worldwide call for tolerance.

"Raccoon" is a despicable, stereotypical euphemism. Many readers will not be fooled.

In the land of the pin dicks, the needle dick is king.

Perfect...the passed-by Lakers play a player presently into planking.

Jared Lorenzen reminds one of so many legendary QB's - Jim Evereat. Y.A. Skittles. Matt Mooreplease. Broadweigh Joe. Milt Plumsauce. Filled Simms. Terry Breadshow. Bread Carve. Ben Ruthlessonburgers. Twoton Manning. Tonny Romo, Ryan Tonhill and Tonny Jurgensen. Doug Foodie. Joe Slow Montanabolism. Boomer Eatsaton.…

If Joe D. had 1962 access to a Puerto Rican mortician, his storied roses may have been a big, fat diversionary tactic left at Marilyn's empty crypt.