Pre-op transplantation pic of this ball for the unfortunate man's head. It was a complete success.

Of course they would all do it again. It is not a job or career, it is an enviable identity. How many days go by where Al Woodall does not mention being an NFL quarterback?

I have vastly underrated how much I prefer amply-steroided footballers.

You invite peanut allergy kid, pet allergy boy, Asberger's kid, hyper kid, bad-smelly boy, pees-carpet kid, breaks 4 things kid, runny nose girl, spiller kids, non-vaccinated kids, and one MILF if you are fortunate. That MILF makes it all 100% worthwhile.

I once again do not respect Jay Glazer's choices.

"Clipper, Crooner Kayo Kotz Corridor As
Skank Actress Boffs Bongo Beater"

"Clipper, Crooner Kayo Kotz Corridor As
Skank Actress Boffs Bongo Beater"

Seeing this fluffy-core porn pic of the cheerleader calendar signing reminds one of Babe Ruth in the Boston Braves showers.

Just this month, this player settled a lawsuit he filed against his pro teams.

Who so damaged this person during childhood? Can we convict?

Rename this sloth of a game "Hawaii 5.0" because it appears local fans' BAC approached that. TV crews must have poured actual "crowd shots" in order to lure the sloshed few that staggered in.

"...until it glows."

"...until it glows."

He has been riding the Scotch Jackass since 1965. He has a strong constitution.

The lizard ate the live praying mantis also harvested.

Stupid is as stupid is named. Found no physicists or Nobel Prize winners named "Chipper". Just checked.

Liars. Your intentionally misleading headline drew me in. One cannot see nuts anywhere on Erin Andrews.

No. He is barking up the wrong tree.

"Obviously we made a couple mistakes– the past, present and future, most notably." - G-d to his son Teb...Jesus

Per this unfortunate update, her next porno will need a vastly-upgraded censor box.