Photoshop 101: it is not believable to give a man a balloon head. This man clearly does not exist. Fake. Fail.

This is simply a cumpetitor shooting at the bullseye.

To: Dolphins Backup QB Matt Moore
From: Lauren Tannehill
Re: My Husband's Spot as Starting QB

Baseball is ever evolving. The headlines from past Hot Stove Leagues were no match for today, January 13, 2014:

I have it on very questionable authority that the injury occurred during Holland's offseason job. He was hurt on the set of "Modern Family", where he plays the Luke Dunphy role.

I do not know what attention-garnering Deadspin expected from Votegate. Not this, no way they expected this. Good job.

Every judge gets these. Ask any. They are not funny.

Do they let any Darlas vote?

Hypocrites! You just elected baseball's top juicer to the Hall.

Jerry Coleman dead? Stop it.

Looky looky at Marvin Barnes. Consider yourself made, My Day.

Milf Rules allow her to say anything. Anything at all.

Hockey's greatest prank was the Fox puck-tracker. Several FCC fines resulted from broadcasters attempting to say "Fox puck-tracker" on the air. Oh, the hilarity.

This man has nothing on The Donald T.

This man has nothing on The Donald T. Nothing, I tell you.

One must successfully travel 360 feet for the effort to count as an official "run".

A 70" HDTV in warmth, or $350-and-way-up to stand with What Dat? Look at those unwelcome tongues darting out.

All scouts are stalkers.

In 750 years, this event will seem religious involving sacrifices, as proven by the red garb.

I will be living right on the beach as soon as I make friends with Dan Snyder, then have him remove the 8 miles of inconvenient land blocking my home from the ocean.