Great as that would be, I kind of like the idea that Nixon is so myopic and crazy that he had Spiro Agnew cloned and yet he still doesn't have a head.

Great as that would be, I kind of like the idea that Nixon is so myopic and crazy that he had Spiro Agnew cloned and yet he still doesn't have a head.

You need this band more than they need you.

You need this band more than they need you.

@avclub-7d26c14b4a096a0afc48154974c4b7d6:disqus Chasing Amy is where I think Smith first started having problems with his third acts falling apart.  The individual parts are there (Holden being insecure in where he stands with Alyssa; Banky having unaddressed feelings for his best friend), but the way Smith goes about…

@avclub-7d26c14b4a096a0afc48154974c4b7d6:disqus Chasing Amy is where I think Smith first started having problems with his third acts falling apart.  The individual parts are there (Holden being insecure in where he stands with Alyssa; Banky having unaddressed feelings for his best friend), but the way Smith goes about…

I still think Clerks 2 is the best thing he's done since Mallrats.  Yeah I know that's not saying much, but it's the best balance of his classic cursey, irreverent dialogue and that sappy, broad-stroke Hollywood sentimentality he's overdosed on since Jersey Girl.  Rosario Dawson's tits in the ABC scene is worth the…

I still think Clerks 2 is the best thing he's done since Mallrats.  Yeah I know that's not saying much, but it's the best balance of his classic cursey, irreverent dialogue and that sappy, broad-stroke Hollywood sentimentality he's overdosed on since Jersey Girl.  Rosario Dawson's tits in the ABC scene is worth the…

It's totally a guilty pleasure, but I don't think Silly Love Songs is actively awful so much as dated.  It's a painfully earnest disco song, which pretty much puts it in line with all pop music of that era.

It's totally a guilty pleasure, but I don't think Silly Love Songs is actively awful so much as dated.  It's a painfully earnest disco song, which pretty much puts it in line with all pop music of that era.

Only if it nowhere near the shitawful quality of Adult Parody Cartoon.

Only if it nowhere near the shitawful quality of Adult Parody Cartoon.

At the same time, Star Trek season 3 is nigh unfuckingwatchable, and that show still did pretty okay in syndication.

At the same time, Star Trek season 3 is nigh unfuckingwatchable, and that show still did pretty okay in syndication.

I think Blankman is a funny movie. Does this make me a horrible person?

The ads part never really bothered me since even at $9 a month it's still cheaper and less of a waste of my time than cable.  They don't really give you that much content even after you pay them, though, which is the bigger problem (and paying for the "privilege" of watching shit on my TV is beyond stupid).  Tie it to…

Seriously, it's almost like they're asking me to cancel my Hulu Plus subscription.

I'll accept nothing less than being one of those mongoloids, thank you.  A man's gotta have standards.

So is this the 2 Broke Girls Horse's spin-off show?

Totally classic Pfieffer.