Now how about that handjob?

It's not always the case, but it's often the case.  All the Grimes segments from The Stalking Dead with him hanging out with the canary he thinks is Lady Gaga were completely choice.

Really hoping this isn't the end either, which is exactly the vibe I got from that ending.  It would really suck, though, since for as much as I think Ugly Americans has struggled in keeping consistent and really fleshing out its characters (they've tried to do the Archer thing in making Doug, Croatian Man and some of…

The read on "Irene?  Why am I peeing like I just had sex?" is probably my favorite thing in that movie.  The confused innocence he gives that reading cracks me up every time.

A putty knife will solve that problem!

Just how I like my women.

That doesn't sound like a lazy punchline South Park has been all too eager to fall back on in the past six or seven seasons at all!

It's almost like Trey and Matt remembered the show was a lot more funny and clever when Cartman was a loudmouthed, naive, spoiled asshole instead of a sociopathic psycho-heel.

I wouldn't be surprised if that's been South Park's M.O. since Ugly Americans came on.  At least it's been working.

"But nothing about this particular season has seemed particularly topical, biting, or incisive."

Okay, you completely got me on this one.

You're right, of course, but let's not forget that "worst" pretty much accurately sums up every part of that Halloween remake.

THEY'RE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!

Out of Time and Automatic For the People are pretty much the reasons I can't stand that era of REM.  I could go another life never hearing trite shit like Shiny Happy People and Everybody Hurts.  I don't even think I've heard New Adventures in Hi-Fi because of that.

Well shit, there might be a crack in this theory after all.

Phil Collins was ever good?

I've been working on this theory for a couple years now: Name a single musician who remained talented after losing all his hair.  Billy Corgan shaved his head after Mellon Collie and hasn't put out a good album since.  Michael Stipe shaved his head and that gave us the horrendous REM of the 90s.  Prove me wrong, AV…

For one, Burnout Legends was the PSP game that took a bunch of shit from the first three; you're thinking of Burnout Paradise.  For two, shut your whore mouth, Burnout Paradise is great.

"We're gonna go kidnap the monkey from the pet store."
"Why would you want a monkey?"
"Teach it to smoke, duh."

Plus a tiny adult magazine section.