When my oil arrived there was a big scratch on the label. 1/5 stars. I have no thoughts on the quality of the oil itself.

That Popemobile is probably the best SEAT in the house.

Now that you mention it.....

Agreed. British Racing Green is the perfect car color. Better than Ferrari Red.

I’m not saying they stole my idea, I’m just saying... 

Wood everywhere, an ash tray for everyone, and high beam switch on the floor.

No, but it does give it electrical problems and oil leaks.

I love stories like this. Thank you. 

Wow. G-d bless that Ford.

A good friend of mine’s mother had a 2002 Windstar while I was in middle and high school. We’ll call the friend “V”. We actually did call V’s mother “Bob” because someone once said “Mom” with a head cold, and it came out as “Bob”. And the name stuck. Anyway, Bob and her husband—V’s father—bought the 2002 Windstar new…

The Maroon 5 halftime show of vans. 

I’m proud to own one of those... and a little crazy

They put that cone out. The situation is now under control. 

Seattle made the news over pot, and Chicago one-ups them with crack. Show-offs!

Reefer madness. 

The Patron Saint of Shadetree Mechanics.

“...a mild Mustang ripoff...”

Suspensions and tires are funny things... if they aren’t designed in harmony with the engines moving them, it’s bad news.

The sportbike was engineered to handle the power and speed, and was given the requisite tire and braking technology.

I think the assumption here is that this is: