"Go with Christ, bra."

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Eek! Mutant twins!

No!! That is terrifying! I am pregnant and have been all like "sweet, birth-control free sex, can't get any *more* pregnant". This is my worst nightmare.

That is the most terrifying thing I have ever heard.

Oh my fucking god, that is the most horrible thing I have ever heard. Yeah, yeah, "multiple babies are cute" or whatever the fuck, but this kind of situation is a fucking nightmare. It would be hard not to resent the hell out of SO MANY unplanned babies.

"Microfoam" = WAT.

I fucking hated the Spice Girls, but I absolutely love her. I don't know why that is.

anyone talking shit about the successful landing of a 747 with asymmetrical landing gear is fucking crazy. I didn't know they could land without one side and not have the wingtip dip. Obviously a design consideration. But, before anyone just says everything performed as expected - that wing is very very low and I'm…

OMG thank you so much for telling me about Duo boots! Seriously changed my life. I have always had large, athletic calves that are impossible to squeeze into cute tall boots. I CAN FINALLY BE ONE OF THE PRETTY GIRLS.

as much as i love quidditch and know what i would wanna play (beater) i am actually not ok with heights and i think i would flip out 3 ft off the ground.

As someone who works in the anti-counterfeiting industry, I just wanted to say that your description of how the crime of selling counterfeit goods is simple trademark infringement is incredibly simplistic and just wrong. Finished counterfeit goods are just the tip of the crime iceberg.

"...you might just have to accept that you married the wrong person, that "just love" didn't pan out either."

I have to be honest, I'm kind of surprised how consistently people are advocating that [she/people generally] try to do work that she loves.

I've been watching Kendra on Top simultaneously with True Tori.

"Really it's no surprise [Geldof]'s such an expert on famine; after all, he's been dining out on "I Don't Like Mondays" for 30 years". - Russell Brand

So I told what I thought was the one story I had that was spooky story worthy. But then this happened over Christmas:

I will be the bride sitting on a bed, in her dress and corset (foundational garments are a must!) partially undone while elbow deep into a bag of cheddar and sour cream ruffles while the groom pokes drunkenly through twitter trying to figure out what footie he happened to miss.

Gen X starts mid 60's. In order to vote for Reagan you'd have to be 18, tell me how you vote for Reagan when you're 15? Let's not forget that Reagan won by a LANDSLIDE his second term. Bush (Elder) had no challenger until Clinton in 90's. In fact, you weren't even alive in the late 70's/early 80's where we had…

The first 10 years of Gen X (my) generation we had Vietnam, Watergate, the height of the Cold War being taught to hide under our desks, the fear of Three Mile Island and nuclear winter, the first big oil embargo and energy shortage, disco, and the Iran hostage crisis.