Person without baby pays for one vaccine shot for baby. Person with baby pays for one month of birth control pills for person without baby. A rising tide lifts all boats! We all win!

Because young single men never father children and when they do, they never help out in raising those children or paying for their expenses. That is all the mother’s problem, right?

This isn’t about telling babies to go die.

The way insutrance works is that instead of paying piecemeal, we all chip in a bit for things we may not need to keep overall costs down. Please call me when you need dick pills or have prostate cancer so I can tell you ‘too bad, shouldve been a woman, I don’t use any of those things’

Oh, you mean things that young single men (the ones who are currently paying the penalty rather than get insurance) don’t need or want?

Yes, those things necessary to the sustainable welfare of the country where those same young men were quite likely educated and enjoy employment.

In interviews, he strikes me as a labrador retriever that learned how to surf. Very nice guy and exceptionally fun but, guys, please don’t take his ideas seriously lol.

He’s very funny and charming on screen. But we should probably stop listening to his interviews. :P

I think it might be time to accept that it isn’t just that Chris Pratt can only play one character, it’s more that Chris Pratt is kind of an idiot in real life, too.

Also the noose is a key part of Odin’s mythology. According to Norse myth, Odin could see the Norns (who control destiny) carving runes into the bark of the tree Yggdrasil which holds up the heavens, but he couldn’t work out what they said. So, (as you do), Odin hanged himself on a branch of Yggdrasil for nine days…

In an episode that was chock full of amazing performances, the one that actually stood out the most to me was Betty Gilpin’s turn as the grief/rage-stricken Audrey. The line about wanting to blow Shadow and the spit the semen on her husband’s grave just took the whole thing to another level. I was riveted through…

Am I the only one who liked Stardust more than American Gods?

Yep, it will be. Enjoying what I’ve seen so far.

FFS nobody thinks Bush wasn’t so bad, we just think Turmp is worse. Being in awe of the devolution of the GOP isn’t the same thing as thinking the predecessors were good guys *taps head*

A thousand stars. This”hotline” is designed only to capture “stories” that can then be used to “support” the Trumpian agenda. They can offer no help, only information, so what are they offering that local police, google searches and community outreach programs can’t? Nothing. Other than stealing your data like a…

How is pranking these assholes hurting victims?

1. Republicans didn’t need a single Democrat to vote for the measure.

There is only one man qualified to answer this question, and he happens to work at your office.

Because blood is thicker than water? And that’s because oil and water don’t mix because oil once cheated on water with olives.

When he says that, I’m hearing “the left doesn’t put women on a creepy paternalistic pedestal, like we do, and judges them according to their own merits (and actions) like actual humans.”