Bernie needs FUCK OFF already. Tom Perez needs to ditch his ass and take Maxine Waters on his tour instead because SHE has become A Voice of the party and everyone loves her. Perez is not getting the Bernie Bros onboard with him, no matter how much he panders.

I freaking hate that. One dude told me I should just “try it”. Really, pal? What happens if I don’t like it? It’s not a box of cereal.

This is my problem, too. I don’t want kids, but I also don’t want to die alone. I’m pretty good at reeling ‘em in and dating in general, but the minute I say I don’t want kids...

Well, he won white women.

No one would be wondering if Melania was an escort if Trump just hadn’t called her a supermodel over and over! There are about 50 women who can legitimately call themselves supermodels, and we all know who they are. Melania couldn’t manage to pose for a fricking Spiegel catalog before she married Cheeto Benito, so I…

It’s shocking. We’re just numbers to corporate entities who operate like this. That being said, I enjoyed this tweet:

Speaking of financial hits-I was out yesterday and stopped at a deli to grab a sandwich. They had both Coke and Pepsi products for sale, but they were almost sold out of the Coke and fully stocked on the Pepsi. I live in a very mixed neighborhood and guessed that the tone-deaf ad Pepsi just pulled had something to do…

Because this is America in 2017. We lent the airlines billions of dollars to help them stay in business after September 11th, most of which has never been paid back, and this is how they treat paying customers now.

Not only that, but they wanted to give his seat to an employee who was deadheading to another flight for the next day. At at airport that’s only a 5 hour drive away.

Well, the employee said, “I want that.” And United Airlines asked, “Are you a 10 year-old girl wearing leggings?” And when the employee said no, United decided to revoke the passenger’s ticket with extreme prejudice.

United’s response to this has just been awful. Amazing that they’re still just sending the “please contact law enforcement” bullshit deflection response to requests for comment. They are currently being crucified in the court of public opinion across the internet. Reddit’s ready to burn their corporate headquarters…

He forced the Chinese President to watch his grand daughter sing for them so...

I think it’s the ‘digging deep’ part that got me so much. Like she couldn’t give them a goddamn discount or give it to them for whatever change they had handy, but she made them scrounge around for every penny she was charging them??

They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.”

I was reading this thinking “only women 16-22 who are super hot and live in a ridiculous place where they lounge around pools are going to wear this”...which is the perfect Venn diagram for Instagram.

And she had the fucking NERVE to tweet today - Equal Pay Day - that we should work together to close the wage gap.

Not sure about everyone else, but Naruto and Hinata being a couple and starting a family is about as far from random as you can get.

This isn’t really accurate for Boruto’s character though.

Matured out of Naruto into One Piece... I... umm.. ok

Pro tip : Read it.