More John Cho! Shut up and take my money!!!!

That’s not tenting his fingers, it’s praying. It’s his resting pose.

Hillary lost the white female vote. It’s important to remember that.

She stepped out of a line and all her bros went, “I don’t know her.”

This isn’t even the biggest chicken I’ve seen this past week.

How to you get this

The worst part is that breast milk’s benefits are largely from the infant’s mother having very specific antibodies for that child. There’s no real benefit, theoretical or concrete, to using someone else’s boobjuice.

“Racism for thee and not for me”

The problem is that their own ignorant rot is contagious, and if you let it fester untreated, you have an outbreak.

Nazis gonna nazi... And get upset when you call them nazis.

You.

“95% of anime characters don’t look like japanese people,” gonna stop you right there buddy. Just because they don’t “look” doesn’t mean they “aren’t.”

Arguably, the Major is a cyborg, but the entirety of the story takes place in Japan, so why wouldn’t her everyday shell look like a Japanese individual? Most anime are…

Oh, Comey can’t comment on an open investigation?

I hope that his first thought waking up and has last thought at night are the same: “I helped create this monster.” I hope he realizes just how much he helped fuck this country, and I hope that whatever payoff he got for it will never be enough.

The story isn’t Trump’s ridiculous tweets that treat yet another bonkers conspiracy theory site story as fact. The real story is whatever Trump is trying to distract us from with them. And I’m super nervous to find out what what is.

But do they pay $50 a day to pretend a cold pressed juice diet isn’t just an eating disorder?

Soul on Ice Cycle.

I’d like to note the character in the above gif was a Russian spy, so I feel like this gif is super appropriate. 

“Yeah, but have you considered that he sounded nice, and he publicly thanked a war widow used the widow of a soldier whose blood is on his hands to score political points and distract from the speech’s terrifying message?