Yeah, and rightly so at the time, but looking to those people to answer the questions of our time is pretty dumb. I’ll take morality lessons from the stories but that’s where the line should be drawn.

We’ve found Sodom. Fucking meteor hit it. Imagine being a shepherd on the outskirts of town - that would’ve had ‘God is PISSED’ written all over it

I think it’s probably a variation of that second one. “God will know, and if you don’t want to burn for all eternity you’ll confess.”

I see a lot of parallels between organized religion and its usual foe - pornography. Neither institution is bad in and of itself, and plenty of people emerge from both organized religion and the porn business having had great experiences. But both tend to attract very vulnerable people, and the capacity and…

Hey! I take offense to this! Us Friends of Cthulhu would never dream of harming another living soul. We just wait and plot for the cessation of our Lord’s slumber deep in the sunken, craggy city of Ry’leh and the ensuing madness and destruction such an awakening will release.

CHRISTIANITY IS A VIOLENT WAY OF LIFE. IT IS NOT A RELIGION. DO NOT LET THIS DANGEROUS CULT TAKE OVER YOUR COUNTRY.

Just repeating some things some of the bigots in my town were saying re: Islam this week. Now I expect an apology from all Christians on behalf of these monsters. You’ll have to be really loud about it…

So because a small sub-sect of Christianity is batshit crazy bullshit assholes we should ban the entire religion. That’s how this works, right?

You know, you just never hear about this kind of crap with atheists. Yeah, some atheists are assholes - but they don’t, as an organization, advocate BEATING CHILDREN.

Right? That’s the bar now for the highest office in our country - coherent thoughts and complete sentences!

Trump makes GWB look like a saint. That’s not a small feat.

When W. is the voice of reason, things are quite fucked up.

Is it safe to assume we collectively opened the wrong envelope in November?

What the fuck is catsup? Is it another name for a cat’s dinner?

Now I miss Pinkham and Behind Closed Ovens.

It’s almost as if he has no class or refinement. Like a short fingered vulgarian.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

She’s the Spicer that Spicer could only ever dream of being. The platonic ideal of Sean Spicer. And she mastered that in her spare time, for fun.

By...picking a DNC chair that’s near-identical to another DNC candidate? JFC this division is getting rediculous. “My guy says he’ll raise min wage by $10, and the other guy will only raise it by $9.50! CORRUPT RIGGED BERN IT TO THE GROUND!” Jeezy creezy.

Gotta love spite  white voters.