The only thing he appears undecided on is whether to punch Trump in the jaw or in the nuts.

Ok, I’ve waited long enough with this. I actually can give a first hand account of how big a douche bro Bushey actually is. I bartended for a few years at a Country Club in Beverly Hills. The members were mainly Hedge Fund Managers and Commercial Real Estate people, not much in the way of celebrities (they actually…

Sworn to Ken Starr no less. And when she changed her story,
Starr found her delusional. Now when you have Ken Starr (who would’ve burned Bill at the stake if he could’ve) not believing you, you’ve got some credibility issues.

I’m like 99% certain Conan is a dick when the cameras are off - but I’d pay cash money to see him brush (or tell) off people that I hate.

Apparently she said it in a ‘intimidating’ tone and shook her hand ‘forcefully’. You know. Because having a strong handshake and confident voice are inherently threatening if you don’t have a penis.

Has anyone on the Bill Clinton’s a rapist train been able to semi-coherently explain why that’s Hillary’s problem?

Now I have to figure out who the hell she is.

Yup. Learn from Venezuela’s disaster, people. Diversify your economic portfolio.

I’ve always wondered what the Republican response to their ultra laissez-faire economics would be, and now I know. Prayer’s not gonna cut it for me, sorry.

This is what you get when you freak out about gas prices instead of working on solutions for not using gas. This is what you get when you push your economy into an…

These people claiming they are disgusted by his comments yet they still endorse him and will vote for him are so full of shit. They have no integrity.

Like, a small racist. Not a little bit racist.

He’s the guy that bargains down a $10,000 dollar suit by telling them he will forgo the tailoring.

Trevor Noah nailed this one perfectly: there is a massive difference between using obscene language to talk about your totally consensual sexual experiences and talking about sexually assaulting someone. Is the first one kinda shitty, depending on the situation? Yea. Do your friends probably want you to shut up…

He looks like a bum who has some idea how a rich man would dress and carry himself, but who doesn’t actually have the sense to find someone to finish the picture for him. Y’know, kinda like putting his name in giant gold letters on all his buildings.

I ....

I adore Mr. Sebag-Montefiore’s genteel snark. This is the tailoring equivalent of “bless your heart”.

I’m gonna attempt to field this one. When it comes to the Chinese-Americans I’ve spoken to it’s the fact that they are not lacking in movies that are made by and star Chinese people. Heritage aside they often feel as disconnected from their ancestral homes as the average American. So in this context the movies that…

He can’t even protect an American Chair from his thrusting groin.

I don’t know, man...the notion of, say, human trafficking pisses me off.

I think that the anger at the notion would be considered justifiable, not necessarily the anger at the announcement.