Nah it’s just hard work. He’s deathly allergic to it.

It Follows (and grabs you by the pussy)

My favorite Tweet of the year has a similar flavour:

Guys. Guys? Guys.

I know it was a typo, but I just have to say that I would watch the hell out of a show called “Fresh off the Boar”. The idea of people riding boars and then the antics they get up to once they dismount... ah, it’s magical.

As a Chinese American woman, it matters to me.

I will fight you. Eddie forever.

If you’re gonna pick this hill to die on please at least spell Moana correctly.

Nah, the best part is when the Italian lawyer derisively speaks of the American media trying to teach him law, and says that in 1308, there was a law school in Italy, while in 1308, in America, people were drawing bisons on cave walls.

Particularly when they are a mildly wealthy mediocre white man.

Libertarians bring to my mind: privileged affluent white men who don’t need government to assist them with anything and don’t care enough about anyone else to understand that a social safety net is an absolute necessity for a successful society, particularly given the fact that children are the ones who suffer the…

While that may be true, using the myth of widespread Irish Slavery to derail the history and discussion of black slavery is complete bullshit.

Funny story:

Asian Americans vote Democrat overwhelmingly, moreso than Latin Americans. So yeah, they’re not falling for Trump.

This is fucked up on so, so many levels more important than this, but: karate is Japanese. They can’t even get their racism right.

And I looked and beheld a pale man, with skin like the belly of a slug. In his right hand he held a machete, and in his left hand he held the decapitated head of a cheetah from a game reserve in Africa. And lo, his name was Eric.

Fixed it:

I did a summer internship for them.

to this day not sure wich is worse Nina Or Houges daughter at the funneral

What a strange hill to die on.