Did they ever address the bug where sometimes Gym would turn yellow?

“Who in the hell is this Democrat-come-lately to scold Democrats on all they’ve done wrong?”

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

I assume that will be in the fall collection.

This is their current logo. They don’t care about your symmetry. At all.

Obligatory...

Grand Theft Auto games have amazing graphics nowadays.

My mom watches Dr. Oz all the time like she did Oprah. She gives me medical advice whenever I’m sick. I told her about his validity and she’s very much, “nah.”

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

Safe bet the food’s no good.

Sue Storm can be a real dick after she’s had a few.

I’m not sure how helpful this is going to be. Canadians all look the same to me, with their beady little eyes and flappin’ heads full of lies.

Cardinals fans, amiright?

Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?

How many times do they have to tell you they don’t start serving lunch until 10:15? Your fault at this point imo

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

He won’t explain his position because he’s simply here to stir shit and get his jollies.

Colin Kapernick should stick to *watches recent game film* uh actually politics and social media