The design nerd/restaurant manager in me is astounded at how much can be read into the letter placement on that sign.

Also: Does anyone else think his lawyer absolutely hates him and is painfully embarrassed and disgusted to be there arguing about whether or not “choking and letting go” is attempted murder or not?

Most people do, Vince. Here is some wet water. Please drink it under this blue sky.

“Better a hundred innocents suffer than one freeloader get a free lunch.”

Here’s something to consider: you likely have very clear, smooth skin genetically. Yes, you may have also taken good care of it, but you probably have the kind of skin that would look great even if you didn’t. My sister is one of those people. She’s always had perfect, unblemished, poreless skin (yes, they’re there,…

Pretty much. A friend moved to the area, following her boyfriend. “We both got good jobs, so it’s no problem!” She cried when she saw how much living in the city cost.

God forbid we just feed students lunch without interrogating their parents financial situation. Gotta make sure the freeloaders aren’t gaming the system for canned green beans and wiener wraps.

Im developing a no makeup makeup makeup so you can look like youre wearing no makeup makeup while actually wearing makeup while trying to look like no makeup.

The numbers were similar for my area, and boy, did it suck for the many parents who were just above that 45k line.

First day back from playing hooky? No makeup. FTW

True fact: the only times I’ve ever gone to work without makeup, at least one person as said, “Are you okay; you look terrible!”

What is prettiest in life? Crushing your enemies. See them being driven before you. Hearing the lamentations of their women.

I think that you probably just did more to reinforce why people think 'snobby' wine people are insufferable, than you did to refute it.

Counterpoint: Drink whatever wine you like, don’t listen to people on the Internet.

Let’s pretend the far off and totally improbable notion that she’s actually innocent. If I were her, I would change my name, I would change how I look, and I would move out of the country. It’ll pass.

If I were them I would be making a public statement saying that they do not agree with him. At least mention it in an interveiw. It is really making my blood boil that this super rich privileged White douchbag is complaining about not being able to use a racist slur. White people are already making so much money off…

Tom Hanks, you better come get your damn kid.

hahahha Stephanie March. Props. That is hilarious.

I dunno, I’ll still take equal pay over that tbh. :|

Yeah but now she can have multiple orgasms so who is the real winner here