The wording “unprofessional” stuck out as extremely odd to me. These are teenagers, they don’t need to look professional.

Hahaha, I like that he’s speaking out against online harrassment, against women in particular, and these neckbeards are all “HELLO THAT’S OUR THING! HE’S TALKING ABOUT US! HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT US?!” Yeah, that’s the important thing, that’s he’s giving you psychos bad press; not your death threats and harassment of…

Or easier still for the severely math impaired, we all have magical devices in our purses/pockets that we can enter in that same info and it will tell us exactly what to tip. My boyfriend (bless his heart) had to ask me how to calculate his grade the other day (I know, don’t judge) and HE can figure out how to tip…

Serious question: what are you doing on the internet? I thought people like you abstained from modern advances?

Most Americans believe? No my dear. More and more people are waking up from your crazy mass delusion every day.

Pssssst, orb weavers are harmless. Now, Atrax robustus, the Sydney Funnel Web, not so much.

I am ok with this. Shall we begin with the prayer? Repeat after me: “Awwwwwwwwwww.”

You know, I totally get why serious tattoo artists (see: not scratchers) refuse tattoos. We’re walking, talking billboards for their art and bad word of mouth can ruin them, even if that bad word of mouth is more about personal regret than bad art. BUT in this case, having seen his art...yeah, I don’t get where he…

Yeah that’s the first thing I hear anytime someone complains about political correctness. “Wahhh, I can’t make this hateful, offensive generalization because people will get mad”. Cry me a river doods.

I cannot be the only person who immediately realized they wanted buffalo wings right? Right?

Please tell me you have a Mexican, Spanish or South American accent. Because in no other way can I fathom the word “McChicken” reading as a Mexican-sounding dish. I mean Australians are weird, but no.

Ah Uber-Conversatives, you’ve been the weirdos for a while now. You just keep getting crazier is all.

Communist. They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means. (Side note: A dude on a completely non-political forum I’m on called him a despot a few days ago. I didn’t think it was worth arguing with a racist neckbeard to try and explain that whatever his opinions on Obama, he clearly had no…

I’ve been out of the loop on this and didn’t know he got a female judge. This makes me so so happy.

“You look awful.””Are you sick?””No sleep huh?”

Hells to the no. Dude’s even more unattractive on the inside than on the outside, and that’s quite a feat.

Wtf to that update? At this point they’re just being vindictive pieces of shit, trying to ruin a girl’s life over a poor shoe choice. Or if we’re being completely honest, because she’s being uppity and thinking for herself, like us women are not supposed to do according to uber-religous types.

Um, those little capules smell intensely of chemicals. The only way they could be mistaken as candy is if said kids all had no sense of smell. I cannot even with these excessively dumb children. Are they also trying to drink the fabric softener because it’s pink like strawberry milk?

Yeah, totally made up but likely side statistic: 63% of 18-29 year olds are liar liar pants on fire...s

Mmmmm brussels. I make them very simply: cut in half, drizzled with olive oil, salt and pepper and baked to yummy crispness. Great when you just want them but don’t have time to be all fancy.