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I have not been lead to believe that stress-induced young counter-sexuality kissing is that common, but I don't know where you're from.

You just don't touch a pre-teen's balls!

If quitting your job and getting the right one right away was easy, don't you think more people would do it? Do you know if she's living paycheque to paycheque, or supporting a family of five, or has tremendous loans or medical bills to pay off.

How often do you kiss them on the lips?

Absolutely being a fat woman doesn't stop you being swept off your feet by the love of your life. Maybe I should post

You've never seen the "social experiment" excuse for trolling? Maybe it's a fandom thing, but GOD, it's old over there.

Have you seen her movies? And I'm not even counting Knocked Up.

Oh, god, the Mandingo cuckolding fetish I stumbled upon in Tumblr. I am live and let fuck about a lot of things, but I can't see how that's not rooted in racism.

Here, let me help you with that:

I would be among the last to prevent people from self-identifying, but sometimes I have to admit it makes communication complex when it's not a commonly used sense of the word—I have a cousin who calls herself a straight women who prefers dating and fucking women. At that point I kinda have to ignore the start of her

My father told the most awful stupid pointless lies that my paranoid self believed.

My mother said she didn't care I looked like Mao Tse Tung until I was 1+.

I worked with a guy who did. Creepy as fuck, because he'd do it at his desk.

I give my father props for forgetting what his Masters was in. It came up because he asked me to translate his diploma from Latin in case it specified. So at least I know he had one (and I ended up checking his thesis out from the library later, so I worked out what it was), but shit, that was a painful experience.

"I know this because I used to work for the Illuminati."

I concussed myself at least annually during university and had legit major gastro distress every few months. I am that clumsy and illness prone, but luckily only one professor failed me. I did her the favour of acing her course the second time round, the stank assed...asshole.

I was told in science class that nothing was descended from dinosaurs because God created them all. I just about ran crying home to my (biochemist) mother. Mummy could fix anything (she hadn't broken) at that age.

What does "neuter" mean in this context? Asexual? I know a lot of asexual people that not only consume porn, they produce it. Asexual primarily means they don't want other people actively involved in their orgasms. A subset of them don't care for orgasms at all.

Not in Nigeria!

Or a reaction to divisiveness. Your call.