The gym in the article is women only. But there is at least one American chain, Curves, and I turned down membership in one that had men and women on alternate days.

Every slight towards Zoe, explicit or unintended, is personal to me. It's a thing. I have permission.

No movies or posters are improved by removing Gina Torres. Your point is invalid.

You can't fool me. I know you probably have a basement full of corpses as well as the Skynet prototype.

They don't say for the caffeine here, but on the Wellcome site it does—it's false coloured too.

I guess I don't know if it looks different from a non-epileptic brain.

The hardware was possessed?

Well, you came out the other end of all that, and really well. I'm sorry you had all that internal and external torment, but glad it's all worked out so well for you in the end.

Would you have considered yourself asexual before this relationship, or maybe aromantic? I'm curious about the mindsets of people who do not partake of other people. Demisexual? Demiromantic? Man, we have a lot of extra words these days.

Everyone in the study is sleeping with a lot of people—some are doing it openly, some aren't. That's where the distinction lies.

I know a woman who's post-EST. I can't possibly call her a friend because I don't have the patience and she doesn't have the software. Apparently she was normal beforehand, but she's brusque, judgemental, and unable to draw parallels, and just generally antagonistic to everyone that doesn't agree with her 100%. I…

Oh, you don't want to know the things I get up to with some sturdy bafflegab. I've had to make apologies for what people saw when they walked in...

No....it was a special cookbook. It was a cookbook of things you didn't think went together, like roquefort and pears with a wine reduction, or black pepper pancakes with chicken and apples and I never finished it and it was so good...

Didn't Jurassic Park prove that fat people were evil? How is this still a question? The malice is in the adipose tissue.

Will it creep you out if I stand real close? I used to not mind Ben Stiller, but what is that Focker shit? Why isn't he even trying anymore? Well, he's *trying*, but I don't mean that in the good way.

I wonder if they could find a cookbook for me...I feel especially dumb for not being able to remember a freaking cookbook.

Harrumph.

Yes, I think this was entirely akin to a pity fuck, and therefore he should totally give back the orgasm. I mean, paycheck. I mean, it's not like he's even very black. Pfft. Like they couldn't even find someone with kinky hair...

Also, Eddie wears skirts sometimes.

No, no one thinks he's poignant. You can never convince me of that.