Oh, hey, reference work.

Where do you get the 18" not-so-mini figs to start off with?

Quod erat demonstrandum, amigo.

Jenny McCarthy totally agrees with you, by the way.

::side eye::

I bet it tastes like cotton candy...

No, she's all there. And primed to give him the handjob of his little plastic life...

Then I've hit my internet goals for the day, and it's not even lunchtime yet.

That is not a trailer—that's what put the "tease" into "teasers".

Lego? Innocent? As if.

That's very on point. I've only seen the one movie that promised caesarian-via-fang (and sorely disappointed), and she does make it pretty explicitly clear she doesn't want to be like him so much as she wants to be him (or whatever it takes to get his reflection in the mirror, which is amusing in a vampire story).

The penises in human fanfic are so not grounded in reality I would be startled to see it in anthropomorphism.

Because it's written by a room of twelve year olds and THAT'S AWESOME???

There is never a good reason for my father to touch my boyfriend's naked ass. That's like a ground rule of everything.

I've just never thought of them having general conversational cachet. They're nor raping like ducks or dolphins, just dry humping (I'm assuming—I didn't see any peen) shoes all the time.

That's making me think of something I can't precisely put my finger on...

She is kinda the coolest ever, even if she wasn't quite the gung ho mom off the bat.

OMG, you just kicked my Raphael fandom into a whole new gear!

Turtles specifically? My only contention is that they have low profile penises. It's not like they're fucking ducks or something...on everyone's lips...

Imagine what a huge vagina she must have! Positively cavernous!