Just scrolling down the comments to find this. Well done—good looking out. Adipose, check.

So if it's 1000% your fault, then how much percentage of fault is left over for the person committing the crime? I'm not familiar with the New Math, so you'll need to talk me slowly through this one.

The key thing is to *be* the armed rape gangs. Then life's a parade!

Have you been to Ottawa? That's not civilisation.

You forgot to say "literally". Good hyperbole needs at least one.

Not according to the *law*, but it's nice that you think so. I'm sure that counts for something in the end.

You do understand that he doesn't have any more money than he did before this happened, right? So it's a fifteen month bank stint and exactly as broke as before.

And what explains the other 14 days over which he withdrew the rest of the 1.5m? Trip and fall into the ATM?

The key issue here is—did he or did he not pass go?

Movie? You're talking about my life!

"The ATM spit it out whatever amount Page requested and the same thing happened when he made cash withdrawals at the casino window."

No, disappointing because it wasn't well-written. Blah characterisation and unexploited plot.

A friend who's seen Brave described it as disappointing, and if you were taking young kids—think twice. Her five year old was terrified. It was much scarier than the previews implied.

What did they announce, then?

The episode *called* Croatoan wasn't in the future. This is the future (2014) ep where Croatoan has spread, though—season five's "The End."

Wow. Just starting to play those got my heart aflutter with anticipation.

We who don't have penises can be very unequivocal about our reactions to this.

How soon is too soon to call back, though? I don't want to seem needy. Nobody likes a needy species.

Their curly fries are *really* good, though. So there's that.

There's a jab to be made at the choice of handle and the principle of jacking other people's tech, but I have no dog in this fight. I just like poking things.