I'd find it more palatable if we weren't currently in the midst of Peak Assholes Who Tell It Like It Is.

Assayas to more Assayas!

If not, I'm pretty sure I have that episode of COPS on DVD!

I guess this is a minority opinion, but I really did not care for Blade 2 and thought it took the series in the wrong (and ultimately fatal) direction. I loved the first Blade for its stripped-down, lo-fi atmosphere, with a minimum of backstory and comic book mythologizing. (Moments in the film that did lean more…

Not the best sentence construction there.

You blue him away!

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

"Who's Here" maybe?

Ben Wheatley? I've been gluten-free for years!

She's getting too sexy for this shit!

Ludacrustacean

Dod-a-chock!

Time?

I liked Ex Machina too!

Whose shirt was so long he couldn't tuck it?

Reality has a well-known liberal bias.

#Justice4Grandma

Look on the bright side…we're already just over two months in…just 46 more to go!

Yeah I'm not a fan of Jonathan Coulton either.

Five Stars Trek Into Darkness