Man, that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away perfectly good sexy young people like that.

It's okay guys, Trump was actually honoring omarice, the delicious Asian fried-rice omelette!

— Jared Leto

All we need now is a Kanye West article to complete today's ragebait trifecta!

YIPEEE!

This makes me dance backwards with joy!

Bigger than Trump?

No thanks, I already ate.

Jenna Elfman?

Paranoid Powerthirteen thinks he sees Trump everywhere. Sad!

It certainly makes you stand at attention.

Dress

No worries, it will be!

You mean this one? 8=👊==D

"Trump Presidency Atrocities" is a great drinking game if you want to get super drunk.

At least there's still hope for my greatest joy, which would be this guy falling off his snowmobile and shitting his pants in mid-jump, then landing face first into a warm moist pile of feces.

It can be two things!

I don't know, I just dropped in.

But that's how she got into this condition!

Thanks, but I just ate.