Sounds great! By the way, is Peter Thiel taking applications for servant positions on his New Zealand postapocalyptic survivalist compound?

I would Excel at a Microsoft orgy!

You are a lovely butterfly!

Uh huh…weird…

7P/10E sounds like a sitcom produced by George Lucas.

"Never mind that shit — here comes Mongo!!"

— Hillary Clinton, Chapter 20: "Why Democrats Can't Motivate Voters: A Continuing Mystery"

After a certain age one takes great pleasure in the deaths of people who are not you.

There should be a podcast about this mysterious death…hey wait…

She's building quite a formation of kids!

Nah gah dah!

Now go home and get your fuckin' cable box!

Then Again, Maybe I Won't Run in 2020

She won't be doing readings in Michigan or Wisconsin, but I doubt that will affect her book sales.

Today is the anniversary of the Space Shuttle Columbia disaster. Somehow, I had lost all memory of this tragedy, until I heard it mentioned on some TV show, and I was like, "what the hell, is this taking place in some alternate timeline where Columbia was destroyed?" Convinced this wasn't a true event, I looked it up…

Only 3 1/2 years after I started GTA V, I'm about to do the final heist!

You sound kind of peeved.

Yeah, I like it pretty simple, with just avocado, lime juice, and chopped fresh garlic and jalapeño.

Git a rope

Maybe, if you mean "Dune" in ironic scare quotes.