I mean, the equatorial trench is one of the three basic visual features of the thing (sphere, dish, trench), and at the end they show the X-Wings flying towards the equatorial trench, and then they're in a trench. It's not unreasonable to just assume it's the equatorial trench they're in, especially since who gives a…

Episode IX: Revenge of the Divorce Attorney

I always knew they weren't in the equatorial trench, but I never knew which trench they were actually in, because I don't care.

Whenever anything in a Star Wars movie doesn't make sense, it bothers me a lot, and then I remember that nothing in a Star Wars movie makes sense. That's why I laugh when people complain about the New Republic planet exploding being visible to people a zillion light years away, in TFA. Star Wars is based on magic…

So…it's the worst Superman movie of all time?

I don't know what happened with Singer. I really liked the first X-Men movie because it was a superhero movie that I, as a casual reader at best of comic books, could appreciate. With Apocalypse, he made a movie that you basically have to be a comic book geek to fully appreciate. It's disappointing.

Hautman's blue-winged teal got the twenty-nine cent.

"I've seen those leads. I saw them when I was at Coruscant, we pitched those cocksuckers Mos Eisley nineteen sixty-nine they wouldn't buy."

Jedi Another Day

"Search your belly fat, you know it to be true"

I might, for the right woman!

"Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes"
"You mean the Force?"
"No, grammar"

Jedus Camp

Sith Hate Me

Jedi for the Straight Guy

Gadzooks!

Mo' Better Jedi

Hey, you put your Bolton in my chocolate!

It's like The Unbearable Lightness of Being, but with Purposelessness instead of Lightness! Because for some reason!

Days of Coiffure Past