Haha yeah…man, I sure hate my job and want to die!

OK

Won't someone think of the Nazis (without punching them)!

Aside from the fact that it'll probably engulf the world in a nuclear holocaust, Trump's thin skin is one of his few qualities that I like. Ridiculing George W. Bush wasn't that satisfying since he generally just blew off the jokes. Ridiculing Trump is great because it totally gets under his skin and drives him nuts.…

I hate these guys!

We're a little behind the times at this company. People here make copies of Word documents by printing out one copy, then photocopying it.

To be honest, after five years I've started to like Comic Sans a little bit. It's actually a very readable font!

Is there some link between political alignment and taste in typefaces? My boss is a Trump supporter, and all of our company correspondence is required to be in (I am not joking) Comic Sans.

Don't be such a scallionwag!

— Neil Brennan

Make America Great Again…for me to poop on!

I'm looking forward to their followup, "Work Space Sexual Harassment Lawsuit"

I'll see Tweedy in hell! Since I'm already planning on Being There!

The Streaming of Jessica James by the Streaming Service Netflix

I agree — I binged this over several nights, and I had a different experience of the show from the reviewer. I guess if you focus on each episode in isolation, the series might be disappointing in a way that it isn't if you watch it like a single continuous stream. I saw Sneaky Pete as basically one long movie, so it…

Gad's Not Dead 2: Why Isn't Gad Dead

I can't abide cruelty to animals! *chews indignantly on slice of factory farmed bacon*

Bleeding heart liberals taking jobs away from animal performers. Sad!

Incrementally Less Soul-Killing Than Just About Anything Else Happening In The World Right Now, Internet!

I worked! I now feel extra bad for ever having eaten there!