Good to know we're still on track!

"Spread your legs and shut your mouth / Put your hands where I can see ’em."

From the clips I've seen, the acting is stilted and wooden, and the writing is completely bland and functional. The whole thing seems incredibly awkward. So, basically like every other Trek fan production.

Hehe…loose

No Joeke!

That's why I don't really like Chik-fil-a, though – their food all tastes like food. The fries taste like actual potatoes, the chicken nuggets taste like actual chicken. It's annoyingly virtuous. I eat fast food primarily out of self-loathing. If I wanted real food I'd cook it myself at home!

Here's a list to get him started:
 
 
 

I did in fact pick the wrong week to quit drinking!

BK for me is one of those things that is undeniably garbage, but I still crave it once in a while. Probably out of nostalgia? Something about the food is intensely comforting — even those weird mealy onion-paste rings.

Maybe I've been lucky, but I've always found Wendy's fries to be pretty decently cooked.

I've always wondered why they're so salty!

How else can you know how it tastes?

A place where you can buy coffee and read magazines for free.

How about somber whisky?

Wendy's are the best! This list really let me down with that curly fry shit.

Five Guys, which comes in dead last on the list.

I like it!

Heroes is coming back again?

Spoiler alert: the god is Mammon and the country is Russia.

I guess if any young woman can safely intern for Harvey Weinstein, it's one with Secret Service protection.