:: zucchini emoji ::

Same…if any M. Night movie is crying out for a sequel, it's Unbreakable. I really hope this is leading to a full-on Unbreakable 2! (Breakable? Broken?)

I for one am glad Ellen Page is debating homophones. Does it really matter if people write "it's" instead of "its"? Some say the distinction is no longer relevant. Others disagree. It's high time we settled the issue once and for all.

Sure. Why the fuck not.

Drain the Mozz!

Or President!

My co-worker, who survived on food stamps for months after her husband died in an accident, proudly voted for Trump. Gotta love these people.

"Screw our President harder than the military screwed Bin Laden!"

I recently ended an attempted rewatch of West Wing because its optimistic take on the White House versus the shitty reality was too depressing. Sadly, I'll have to drop House of Cards for the same reason.

It's so dense. Every single trilogy has so many movies going on.

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child: Origins: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone: Potter Rising

Possibly worth noting: for anyone curious about this series, the first episode is very different from the rest, so you may want to watch at least through the 2nd episode before making up your mind. The pilot was originally made for CBS as a very CBS-ish episodic procedural. CBS passed on it, and they took it to…

Spike Lee angrily tweets Lea Michele's home address

Unicode: Apocalypse

Say what you will about J.J. Abrams, he got me to like and care about Rey and Finn within a few minutes of screen time. I'm honestly puzzled by the love for Rogue One. I didn't hate it by any means, but boy is it a tedious slog between decent parts.

Whatever happened to that Crow's Nose Hair guy?

Snapchat: Dognose Rising

I thought it had moments, but overall I was underwhelmed. The first half is mostly just moving characters from one place to another. The entire Saw Gerrera storyline did not need to be there. Too many shots of spaceships taking off and landing, and not enough character-building scenes. By the time the movie really…

*poops*

Do these work? 😅