I've been to a couple of Chinese and Thai vegan restaurants, and they're actually fantastic. I mean, most of the "meat" is some form of wheat gluten, but they make that shit taste good!

"So I tied a decomposing fox to my belt, as was the style at the time…"

I can't read a Trent Reznor proclamation anymore without seeing him in that horrible 80s band: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I'm sure he's Mullen it over.

Trent was up above fighting with Internet commenters, but now he's down in it!

Steve, go kick his ass!

What's with the sneering crap? Don't do that to the people, they want to like you! That's what killed Dennis Day — contempt for the audience!

♫ I WANT TO FUCK YOU LIKE A TOFURKY ♫

Nothing better to take your mind off the tragedies of the past year than rehashing the tragedies of the previous year!

That's how you get Pence!

That's it, I've gotta Getaway from this thread!

I'm sensing a Hunger for a pun thread

I suppose nothing qualifies him to be "the Trump of Hollywood" like actually wanting to be known as "the Trump of Hollywood."

Besides Freddy Got Fingered?

Hey now, Wolf In White Van is nothing like my memoir Suicidal Loser In Empty Apartment.

Pounded in the Butt by spicoli323

I haven't, but I hate Earth.

Can we go the other direction now and get Lemonade Stand Remastered?

WOMAN!

"Sometimes you eat the bar…"