I got a Kid Rock.

That was in fact the original ending of 12 Years a Slave.

Wealthy White Celebrity Confident Nation Will Be Just Fine

I dunno, I tried holding on a 20 once and she called the cops.

♫ Light up a stage and wax a Trump like a candle! ♫

I hope the new one's better than the last few Steve McQueen movies. They've barely had any car chases in them!

Never not funny!

Inside?

♫ Might as well Trump (Trump)
Go ahead, Trump ♫

This machine kills fascists! *is shot with rubber bullet*

I'll accept Morgan Freeman in a pinch.

It's really more of a gritty reboot.

Self-loathing sees no color!

That's kind of how I respond to seeing David Sedaris's name on anything, so I feel ya.

Eh, doesn't matter, you'll probably get hit by a car anyway.

Book learning can wait until after the herpes harvest!

I guess it can't hurt to remember those dark days of the 60s, when the country was run by white supremacists and people of color lived in fear of racist mobs!

OB more of a kiss ass why don't ya!

Looks like the Audible edition is listed on Amazon UK (as a pre-order): https://www.amazon.co.uk/Li…

Man, fuck those professional entertainers, trying to get work and shit!