“I am where Mentality has always come from. I am Mentality. I am an athlete. I am a scholar. I am a musician. I am an artist and a maker. I am also a fighter.”

only clicked because i thought from that thumbnail george rr martin was celebrity snacktaku host.

Anyone who defended cookie dough ice cream doesn’t get to mock the egg beater story. Those monsters are you.

My actual, factual motto is, “If in doubt, overdress! Nobody was ever offended by you treating their event as something special.” It's going on my headstone.

My cat, who once opened a microwave oven while the popcorn was popping, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once destroyed a floor-to-ceiling lamp with her butt, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once fell off a bookshelf at 3 AM only to land butt-first on my face (catass…

According to DnD rules (the only ones to follow, amirite?) wizards do all the studying and LEARN magic, and it’s sorcerers that are inherently born with it.

The problem is youths.

Two hobbits were seen leaving the scene of the crime, headed to the closest volcano.

Few things interest me less than a white man holding a guitar, BUT "Thinking Out Loud" is an instant classic, a modern standard on arrival (the likes of which we haven't heard since Adele's "Someone Like You") that will be played at many weddings for the rest of our lives. That song just works, and I'm not mad at its…