Gimme a brake.

I know it’s derivative, but I enjoyed ‘The Force Awakens’, and I’m one of those people who liked ‘The Last Jedi’ a whole lot. But ‘The Rise of Skywalker’ will go down as one of the all-time cinematic bed-shittings in history.

I couldn’t have surmised it better myself, especially so specifically AND kindly at the same time.

io9 went from a progressive and inclusive space with phenomenal book, television and film reviews with an emphasis on hard science (-fiction) and fantasy, to a Disney/HBO fan site with occasional asides into More-Ideologically-Pure-Than-Thou nitpicking pretty rapidly with the departure of Charlie Jane and Annalee…

Ooh! Me! Call on me!

Jalopnik is still great. I WANT io9 to be great again. 

io9 is a faint shadow of its former self.

Last night’s “The Little Mermaid: Live!” reignited my and my dad’s love of tentacle porn! Can I get an upvote?

protect Dale Petey at all costs

Cue all the butthurt manbabies complaining about The Last Jedi. Becuase we can’t have anything Star Wars related without at least one person complaining about it.

I’ll say “yes” to the “is Jesse different?” question - but it is a matter of degrees.

Wrong, it had the right amount of stars when I got to it.

Cum with me if you want to live...?

Katy Perry does. Didn't you read the article?

Yeah. I can’t believe it took 8 seasons to come up with this. 

Agreed. Cheap, redundant, and an absolute bullshit return for the past decade.

Solid contender for worst fucking episode.

The only important part is that cops are pieces of shit

The one thing everyone can agree on is Chicago law enforcement shit the bed.

Hmmm, I took that to mean that the 2014 version of Gamora was just running around in the future somewhere, but maybe you’re right, I guess stay tuned for the exciting conclusion in next summer’s GotG3!