It shore is funny.

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If he didn't mention the tapes, Comey wouldn't have leaked his document and wouldn't have testified.
He's a fucking genius!!!

The only sticker she needs is a potsticker.

Start by tossing around the stapler and your infant in the air. Then when you get in a good rhythm, add your wife.

I refuse to watch nuns smoke pot. It's a terrible habit.

I await the Bill Cosby and O'Reilly lawsuit.

I've got my fingers crossed. But that just means they could be bought off one by one at a later date.
That's pretty much how it passed the House.

Yavin 4, we have a problem.

America … is a country governed by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.

So much for the tolerant stage left.

For all we know, every person in trailer is Arya.

Thank God. It's been way too long since I've killed aliens as a dolphin with a sonar attack.

I think so. But if you have Starz add on to Amazon, TFA has been available.

Well, he's a bad santa. It says it right there in the title.

Speaking of the War of 1812, I'm reading American Lion: Andrew Jackson in the White House and All The Light We Cannot See. I really need to start reading more uplifting books.

If you don't like puns you can suck on Jaehaerys nuts.

I heard he made a pass at Ivanka, saying, "hey baby, I'm about to fuck 23,000,000 people. Want to make it 23,000,001?"

You don't cruelly and systematically wipe out Ted Cruz. Ted Cruz cruelly and systematically wipes out you. Just ask people who lived in the Bay Area in the late 60's and early 70's.

Just One of the Guys is not a good bad movie. It is a good good movie.