People from Wisconsin can't spell Wisconsin? Seriously?

I'm about to start American Lion: Andrew Jackson in the White House. I had it on my queue of things to read before the Covfefe in Chief brought him up a month ago. So no, he's not influencing what I read.

Congratulations?

I just listened to Temple of the Dog this morning based on a Spotify suggestion. I forgot how good some of it is.

Not sure if this qualifies as a hooray, but I just started getting back into smoking pot which led me to finally buying a ps4 which is being delivered tomorrow.
I plan on playing Fallout 4 all weekend while high and not looking at a newspaper.

It's a good thing Javanka's there to help moderate his more extreme policies.

"To pee or not to pee. That costs extra." - Russian hooker

I think Ivanka calls him King Leer if you know what I mean.

They never consummated though.

If his last word was covfefe, these last couple of years would've been worth it.

No, I don't think I'll ever get over Ariana Grande.

Dr. Harold Bornstein. Only because he's a doctor who works in Manhattan.

*cut to Paul Ryan feverishly masturbating to Ayn Rand gifs.

Is that a cross burning gif?

Does GIF stand for "Grandparents I'd Financially ruin"? Because then he definitely knew what GIFs were.

I didn't see Grown Ups 2, so I can't tell if this is a reference to a bit in the movie where he accidentally sucked a horse cock.

Palme d’Or? More like Palme-d'Oranian

Do I have to give my name, phone, e-mail and regular address to buy all these nothings?

Technically Luke and Leia were the alien beasts on Hoth. The Wampa is native to Hoth.

Also, when the dentist tells you to spit and it's too late because you naturally swallow is a sign of acid cum reflex.