*Internal Trump Monlogue*
I like this Taylor Swift. She's great. Really tremendous. She reminds me of Ivanka ten years ago. Ohhh 25 year old Ivanka! If I could still get it up I'd pull over at the next rest stop and rub one out. It's not fair that I can't get an erection anymore. I know! I'll run for president and…

I just assumed he listens to the audio book recording of The Art of the Deal on repeat a la Kenny Powers.

Gotta make up my mind. Which seat on the couch will I take?

During my junior year of high school, I went to an SAT tutor who taught me in a basement that was filled wall to wall with clown pictures.
I didn't think it was a big deal at the time, but every once in a while now I think of it and shudder at how creepy that was.

I don't subscribe to Hulu, but I do have SHO on demand. It should at least have the last few eps on there.

Big deal! I see a clown labyrinth inside the Captiol on C-Span everyday.
Congress. What a bunch of clowns!

I'll add it back on to my DVR to do list.

Is The Circus still good? I loved it but haven't watched it since the Sunday before the election. I stopped for psychological reasons obviously.

Well, Trump's tax plan isn't going to pay for itself…….No seriously, it's not going to pay for itself.

The Atlantic just came out with an article that showed statistics that people dealing with economic anxiety preferred Hillary. It was mostly "cultural anxiety" that caused working class voters to go for Trump.

W and Trump have made it clear they love spending even more than liberals. Just as long as that money is going to business and not the sick and needy.

I'm gonna wait 18 days to watch this biopic.

Side note: Ted Cruz got fucking owned by Yates today.

I thought Budweiser did this over a century ago.

Did you check the golf course?

Probably Spicer.

Anyone see the dog torturer's sister do Spicer's job on Friday? She's equally abhorrent as Spicer and Conway.

I don't wear a cock holster. I believe in open carry. I just let it hang out in public.

Yeah. Once you vote for a president who brags of sexual assault, you lose the high ground on decency.

♫It's like 10,000 parasitic government welfare recipients, when all you need is a job creator.♫