Or both!

There was no need for her to double down like this and go block-crazy when she literally just had to say “forgot about those movies, my bad” and peace out. She could have even played the dumb foreigner card and said the movies weren’t released/weren’t marketed well in Australia. Why she decided to keep showing her…

Did you do the bordoir shoot thing too? I did it last year for an anniversary gift —we ran out of time for some of the poses I wanted to do, but just as an ego boost it was A+++. And I am nooooot VS model-sized.

They didn’t actually wear those costumes for anything besides getting their pictures taken, right? The wings would bash into everybody if you went to a party or a club, you couldn’t sit down with them on, and if you took them off a)where would you store them and b)you would just look like a chick in her underwear. I…

I think the most 1999 part of that interview is Britney talking about her stage outfits for tour. It’s so perfectly teen pop star.

What strikes me as the cruelest thing about this incredibly cruel proposal is that it makes it literally impossible to change your gender. You can have every medical treatment available, live in your preferred gender for decades ... and it’s still going to go back to what your genitals looked like at birth. That’s…

This strikes me as a really silly thing to get mad about, but I suppose movie stars get to air their absurd pet peeves too. Looking the way Kate did is fine; everybody knows she has help. Looking more the way Keira says she felt is also fine; everybody knows leaving the hospital after giving birth is not a beauty…

I’ve never eaten at a Taco Bell. There wasn’t one around when I was a kid, and then I heard so many poop jokes about the place it never seemed worth it to go in. Also never had liver, veal or okra. 

But that’s not really avocado toast, that’s an open-faced halloumi sandwich with pesto, avocado and egg. I’m sure it’s lovely but there’s no way the main flavor you get from that is avaocado.

Yep. Freak Show was scary for me, but there was so much going on that it tipped into being silly. I can agree with Asylum as being the last one with solid real-world horror.

I liked it a lot more than Cult or Roanoke. (I missed Hotel). I think what it is is, nuclear devastation is one of my actual personal fears, while most of the other recent seasons haven’t hit that bone-deep inner anxiety for me. But mostly I’m just curious to see where it’s going.

Wait wait wait wait wait.

A guy who has been holding on to his virginity for 26 years and wants to lose it to some girl on a reality TV show is not a guy who it’s worth sleeping with.

I love Gaiman, but American Gods is my least favorite of his works because I feel like it’s about five amazing moments with a lot of nothing in-between. Nothing I saw about the TV adaptation made it worth seeking out.

Ugh, lunch at Russ & Daughters is one of my ambitions for if I ever get more than a weekend in New York. Sounds fabulous.

The food diary is accurate? Or I’m right that it’s crap made up to sound cool?

That’s very The Devil Wears Prada.

I’m convinced they just make up stuff that sounds cool for their food journals, and actually eat human food.

Yeah, my son has a disability and, as much as I love him, I don’t think if I would have had the strength to be his mom if I’d known before I got pregnant. The people who adopt special needs kids and give them a good life are among my personal heroes. But I don’t think there’s any shame in knowing you don’t have that…

This is why people who are passionately pro-choice need to vote in state elections with the same regularity and enthusiasm as the anti-abortion crowd does. If state houses were kept full of elected officials who backed abortion rights, it wouldn’t all be in the hands of a few individuals on a single court. It’ll be…