You could also congratulate yourself on not being that desperate?

Who wants this garbage show, and can we hang them in the public square by their thumbnails until they understand why it’s a dreadful idea?

Didn’t Green River stop for a long time because he married a woman he really liked and she kept him busy? It’s chilling in a way, but my guess would be that as DeAngelo had children and aged, he just didn’t have time or the inclination to stalk, rape and murder. The theory he got spooked by DNA seems fairly likely too…

But I’ve heard that interstate cooperation is not always all that it could be. If he was in jail in (say) New Jersey and had been there since 1990, would that DNA ever be tested against the EAR/ONS sample? I don’t know.

I assumed he was dead or had been rotting in jail in a different state for decades. The idea he’s not only alive, but a former cop, and was apparently in California this whole time is ... wow.

Ugh. She was quite young, it was 35 years ago, and the character is meant to be unhealthy. What point exactly was he trying to make? That sometimes actresses are way too skinny by normal standards? Yeah, duh. (And at least Pfeiffer has the justification that the frailness fit the character, rather than just being…

Well, but you’d also need to factor in age. Google, the oracle of all things, gives their ages like so:

See, my issue with this framing is that (and I’m not trying to be funny) in general, having had an abortion requires having had a sexual relationship with a man. Most if not all of the Disney princesses are virgins, both because they tend to be quite young and because a lot of them didn’t grow up around any eligible…

But their policy seems to be that nobody says anything until the sister most directly affected does — look how good they were about Kylie’s pregnancy. What Tristan does is mainly Khloe’s deal, and she’s a tiiiiiny bit busy this week. So I don’t think the fact the Kardashians haven’t said anything means anything except…

I wondered the same thing, but I don’t think even Machiavelli himself would do anything this upsetting to a pregnant woman days from her due date. UNLESS maybe Tristan and Khloe were never really as serious as they made it seem, and she knew he was seeing other people all along? (Part of me hopes that’s the case,…

Dude, my cat could write Blind Gossip and it’d be just as reliable. That site is trash.

Right, but the waiter’s approach to the issues certainly is.

I for one am appalled by the continued censorship of pro-child eating viewpoints by the liberal media. Cannibalism is a complex issue, and the American people deserve to hear both sides.

Agreed. Besides, if I’m already running late because the service was slow, why would I want to spend another five minutes explaining the problem to the manager?

Nope.

Nah, he was blowing me off. Even if the kitchen was backed up he didn’t need to act like I had asked him something completely unreasonable.

I don’t expect to be waited on by a circus monkey, but I do expect the waiter not to suck at their job. (“Not sucking” is defined as: Bringing me what I ordered in a reasonably timely manner without any overt rudeness.) If somebody’s rude, or forgets about my table, or messes up an order in a particularly incompetent…

I think that was the joke of the Jezebel headline? Love isn’t dead because two B-list celebrities split up, even if it’s dead between the two of them.

That seems to be a nice light story for family dinners by Musk family standards. But yeah, his dad sounds like scum.

So sad, but so possible.