This is where I am. Mega-fun video, but the song is forgettable at best.

Either she didn’t have a professional editor or the editor was asleep. The whole thing is crying out to be cut down. It’s even worse when you realize the author is apparently describing herself, as she planned to star in the movie.

Yes. And I’m also praying that nobody decides to ignore the checkbox and pick a fight, thus allowing Fox News to write off the marchers as thugs and giving police all the justification they need to start popping off canisters of tear gas at the 99.9% of protesters who are peaceful.

I signed up online because I live along the route and hope to participate for part of it, even if it’s just an hour handing out water. It lets you specify which dates will work for you. For me, I signed up for the 5th and 6th, and I’ll figure out exactly what I’m doing once they send out the schedule and I see what…

I think the rule is that you use the first last name from the woman and the second last name from the man. So the baby would be Jamie Johnson-Doe. But I may be making that up.

Update: Well, this comment aged poorly. Remind me not to hire myself out as a psychic anytime soon.

My issue is that she gets accused of ripping off or shading other celebrities with literally everything she does, down to the font on Reputation’s cover because it allegedly looks like a font on a T-shirt Kanye wore once. I swear if she goes to Pizza Hut tomorrow, somebody on Twitter will be dragging her because…

The best compromise I can see is that one parent passes down the last name and the other gets final say on the first name. (They could flip a coin on it if they have to.) Then if they have a second kid, the order is reversed. It’s a little awkward, but there isn’t a not-awkward solution here.

Apparently Taylor has a special calendar marked with the significant dates of anyone who has ever looked at her cross-eyed, because that would be an excellent use of time and effort. (I mean, seriously, I’m gonna say that if you aren’t related to Kanye West and you know the date of his mother’s death, you have WAY too…

That’s obviously what Trump wanted the people at the Phoenix rally to think, but, as everybody knows by now, his relationship with the truth is casual at best. He may have intended to do it and been dissuaded; he may have enjoyed floating the possibility as a publicity stunt. Either way, the key thing to my overall…

Maybe. First, it’s not exactly unheard of for show creators to be incredibly misleading in public statements. So I always take spoilers like this with a grain of salt.

Okay, so Trump is absolutely a giant orange turd who would throw trans people everywhere under the bus if he thought it’d help him hold a single evangelical vote.

Come on. “Characters who have been flirting all season are gonna bang” isn’t exactly the spoiler of all time. Anyone who’s seen a TV show already knew where this one was going.

He probably cheated, but why would they want to have this fight in public? I’m baffled by the youths and their need to post their relationship drama on social media.

I wish her and her baby a healthy, happy life, but no, I don’t have much sympathy beyond that basic human level. Nobody twisted her arm and forced her to work for Trump. Nobody made her have an affair with a married guy, or be sloppy about birth control. (Even if he told her he was separated from his wife, it sounds…

Kinda weird, but also kinda sweet? Will and Kate seem really happy together, so maybe this was Harry’s way of showing that he wants the same kind of marriage for himself and Megan.

I understand why they want to teach cultural sensitivity to nurses, but this is the worst possible way to do it. Did anybody who wasn’t white even look at it at any point, or were the writers just guessing?

And if she’d yelled and screamed the story would be “Taylor is such a diva she threw a fit when a fan’s hand slipped.”

I really like Taylor for this. She’s not playing the “maybe my skirt was too short ... maybe I gave off a flirty vibe ... maybe it was an accident” game with herself. She knows what he did, she knows it was bullshit, and she has no time for apologetics.

It’s a hard thing to compromise on — either you have them or you don’t. There’s no such thing as having half a kid, and Anna’s 40 so it’s not like she can wait around indefinitely for Chris to be ready again.