I think the saddest thing I have seen today is I checked Farrah Abraham’s Twitter based on this tweet and she misspelled “pleasant” in her bio.

Rectangle, quadrilateral ... so I'm bad at geometry, sue me.

I have to say, I love Kristen but her show was a bummer. The first four episodes were great, but then they decided to do one of my least favorite plots —the love triangle/rectangle that involves writing the women involved as idiots. It's possible it's recovered but I haven't been able to muster the desire to keep…

Ha! I'm just boggled by the sheer arrogance of him (as someone who has been famous since the day he was born and has to know it isn't always easy) saying other people weren't bullied. First, he's not them and he doesn't know what their lives were like. Kids can be mean. This is a universal truth, and I suspect being…

I'm so glad Ronan Farrow knows the life experiences of people he has probably never spoken to better than they do. That must be a handy skill to have.

eh, what I meant was more like "maybe she was more upset about it than others because of her background," not that her family struck terror into the hearts of the tabloid. But I agree the telephoto lens theory is more plausible.

Ok, got a better theory?

If I had to guess? Katy's from a religious family. Probably her lawyers made it very clear she found the allegation of premarital pregnancy offensive. Which is a little weird since she's talked about sex outside marriage before, but it's the only difference I can see.

It also becomes both more explicable and less defensible when you realize the subtext behind the argument, one so well-hidden that many of the poor, sad wretches who hold this view don't even realize they're propping it up: the comically absurd, typically religiously conservative value of it being a sin for a couple…

If she can find guys who are into this, it's really not anybody else's business.

...you mean,the poor black African guy who ACTUALLY COMMITTED THE MURDER?

I was really hung up on the idea of there finally being a woman in late night, but I like your suggestions for guys.

This comment is more than two years old. I don't entirely stand behind it anymore.

That's a good guess. Google says she has a a sister but there's a 7-year age gap, so she may still feel like the "responsible" one.

Jenna Ushkowitz was adopted from Korea as an infant, but that's not the type of foreign-born the writer means. Also I don't think she's a big paparazzi target.

Dianna Agron's about the right age, and she works a ton and gets paparazzi attention, and she used to be active on social media. A lot of the biographical details don't fit but if it's a Glee person I could see this being her. Lea Michele and Naya Rivera like being famous too much, Heather Morris is married, and the…

Right? The part about her ex especially — that's too boring for somebody to make up. I guess somebody like a sales rep who travels a lot could be transposing basic details of her life to an "and also I'm famous" setting but it's hard to see the point of that.

Also a fair point. And people who spend a ton of time online sometimes write like natives, just from being immersed in it.

I'm going to be in the minority and say I think it's probably basically real, and it may be impossible to figure out who it is because we have no idea what details she changed — like, she might be a model and not a singer. But the basic tone feels plausible to me.

I feel for this kid, man. If getting caught shoplifting is a 5 on the humiliation scale, and getting caught shoplifting a vibrator is a 7, then getting caught shoplifting a vibrator in a Spencers must be a 9. And getting internet-famous for having been caught shoplifting a vibrator in a Spencers pushes it up to a 12.