I was waiting for the “What kind of audiophile uses Beats?” comment, but this is good, too.

Thank you Jay’s assistant, that’s very good to hear.

And I’ve started to watch the show since she realized that she is a woman with power in the industry and should not be disrespected after all she has done to make the franchise last. I guess it takes all kinds.

“I want Honey Nut Cheerios”

IF YOUR MORALS AND ETHICS ARE CONTINGENT ON THE PEOPLE YOU ARE INTERACTING WITH, YOU HAVE NEITHER MORALS OR ETHICS.

The “writers” are always the worst sexters. ALWAYS.

Was once at a party and texting back and forth with this guy. He was at home and said something about using his label maker. I called him a nerd and next thing I know, he sends me a dick pick with a nice label reading “SUCK IT” on his penis. I totally showed it to everyone.

Sorry everybody I am pretty sure I have the best/worst one. Maybe it's good enough for someone to get me out of the greys?! And no, we're not together.

Oh the cringyness. Background: We were in negotiations for a 3some. Me, who is a woman, with him the main lover, plus another man. I had the man picked out and the plan was to warm him up to the idea and then have the main lover over. So I typed, to my current lover: “He is adorable. I can’t wait to have you both…

So proud!