Oh please. Like Mandy wouldn't have a reserved seat on some only-for-the-super-rich-and-famous rocket to get him off the planet.

Ahhhhhhh and she has more money than I'll ever earn in a 100 lifetimes, I wish a meteor the size of Canada would just smash this godforsaken planet into a billion pieces and do us all a favor.

Ugh. I hate myself for even bothering to work up the energy to get pissed off about the Kardashians when it would be easier to just pretend they didn't exist.

I mean, I love people with no shame as much as the next guy but even I can't stomach that shit 24/7.

Oh yeah?!

I swear, every time I flip past Bravo, it's always a show with Andy Cohen talking about another show! When do those shows actually air?!

Alright I'm gonna have to agree with you here. Also I know you truly are familiar with the city, because you did not attempt to defend it in the slightest.

I'm gonna use this as a flimsy excuse to post some David Bowie.

I feel like if I tried to pull off that suit, some anonymous government agency would arrest me for ruining the world of fashion.

I really wish American History X hadn't been such a completely fucked production. Tony Kaye tried to get his name pulled off the film because he hated what the final cut turned out to be (as a result of incredible studio interference).

The scene where we see Grama in his red flannel pajamas will haunt me forever, though.

My favorite part of Rounders is when he & Matt Damon go up to Binghamton to play in that poker game with all the state troopers (who eventually bust them for cheating and whomp their asses in the parking lot). Having been to Binghamton countless times, I can safely say that is probably a nightly occurrence in that…

It definitely features two incredible performances. It's as if Gere and Norton are trying to constantly one-up each other, but in a way that benefits the audience. Ed Norton is so raw yet so talented in this movie, it's completely understandable how his career took off so quickly as a result.

Song of the Night:

Absolutely not. I would wear the hell out of that suit.

I think that's the same outfit he wore for "The Running Man" with Ahnold.

There was also an episode where The Dawson™ played a schizo serial killer who talked to himself in two different voices, a la Edward Norton in 'Primal Fear'.

Also Thomas Gibson looks like he's running 3 pints of blood low in every episode. Even Iggy Pop is like "Damn, that dude is PALE."

Yeah it's pretty goddamned glorious.

You left out his finest role!