I mean, she had the biggest stand-up special of last year so I really feel this on you for not knowing her.

I especially like the part where he fakes the pass to the corner and is wearing a Clippers jersey when he spins back to the lane.

“Discard shallots and garlic”

Self Check-out/ express:

I’d go with climax.

We can’t let them in. No room. Full. We’ve got nowhere to put them. If a judge tells you to let them in, say sorry judge, I just don’t have the space. We are full to the top.

As if barklays wasn’t full and loud AF three years ago in the playoffs.

Anyhow, we’re both really looking forward to our wedding night.

I mean, how could you imply that she’s a replacement level broadcaster and not use the term “Mendoza line”???

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Rajon Rondo has spent much of his career trying to find new ways to make himself the most annoying person on the court. It’s impressive, then, that after 12 years in the NBA he still has ideas as fresh as this one

You have know idea try living in New England.....listening to test righteous lucky ad I do me lucky shitheads get back there. Believe me I’m the biggest Rams fan these next two weeks. My only hope is for Suh to come off that edge and do something stupid but allows Hoyer to prove his worth. 

In fairness, a lot of good defensive work only shows up in what isn’t seen. A good run-stuffing effort only becomes apparent when you notice that holes and running lanes for the back never seem to develop, and realize there’s a reason for that. A good defense is a bit like jazz, I suppose, which may explain why only…

You got me. It’s me, Liz. Why doesn’t anyone understand my sarcasm?

Said puppet-bias was pointed out online by headliner Kathy Griffin, who noted that, in a year where Hannah Gadsby 

Or maybe it’s Occam’s razor that’s cutting off the tips.

I mean, the story was literally, ‘I remember this one time when Drew could eat solid food by himself.  I love that guy.’

I dreamed he was hit by a car (in cinematographic roll-over-the-hood fashion) on his way out of the Deadspin Awards in NYC. In the absence of an official story, it’s what I’m going with.

This sounded like a full-on eulogy to me.

Cryptkeeper Al Davis wouldn’t miss an opportunity to call him STIFF Curry. EEEEHEHEHEHEHE