I hadn’t watched Sunny in a while, but apparently this season is killing it.

That wasn’t a mistake, Kyrie simply knew ahead of time the angle the ball would take off his knee. That’s his genius, Kyrie and sees every angle and every curve in the world around him in a way that nobody else does.

Gruden will end up looking like Noob Saibot by week 17.

Was anyone else curious about the unnamed “brother-in-law” that she used as a human shield in her announcement?

It was surprisingly hard to google him because she’s apparently been married 4 times. It turns out that it’s her current husband’s brother who died in a training accident over a decade before she met her…

And how often is it in verse for easy oral transmission through future generations?

I’ve been waiting 25 years to get my revenge on that kid in my school who had to wear a helmet at recess and yelled to himself. This weekend my diabolical plan came together, when I threw an egg at his house. Or the house of someone who has the same name as him anyway.

Behind Mike Glennon at the movie theater?

Nathan Peterman is the name of the kid who wasn’t cool enough for chess club.

Why don’t you ask Sam Taylor-Johnson and her husband? She met him when she was a married woman in her mid 40s, while he was a 19yo actor in one of her movies. I bet you enjoyed her movie 50 Shades of Grey like the rest of the jezebel staff back then. I must have missed the strong cristicism about the age gap and the…

Finally, someone managed a complete and total Brexit. 

can dwight fix their myriad locker room problems? i say yes, he can, sir!

use my tweets, bitch 

Chef: MY MOM

I wish I coulda gotten into Community but between Joel McHale, Donald Glover, the dude that played his friend on it, and Chevy Chase it had an unbelievably unlikable cast.

Only if you are returning from the sack of Troy after being lost at sea for many years.

+1 very upset Daenerys

Let’s see if I can explain cricket in the context of baseball.

The key is to keep track of which test you are on prior to heading to the mid-match lunch. If there is too much cucumber on your sandwich, water it down with more gin in preparation for a long afternoon of slogging it. If you encounter any venomous snakes, serve with onion.

In theaters June of 2020, “I, Mhlengi” starring Michael B. Jordan and the Three Stooges.

This does nothing to address the fact that there are 2-3 teams (realistically probably 1) that can win the title, which is the biggest issue the NBA has going. 98 percent of the regular season and playoffs are meaningless.