Never trust a lawyer with a mullet.

Honestly it seems when the Mets get on these kinds of wacky rolls, they do fairly well. Its when they’re comfortably ahead that they fuck up!

Technically yes, but he’s not looking like a spring chicken.

The Gawker/Gizmodo (whatever) sites are like golden age Daily Show. A place where tons of talented people got one of their first gigs and were nurtured before striking it big elsewhere. This book is almost certain to debut on the NYT bestseller list - incredible!

Oh man, those Cape Cod bbq chips are dangerous. I have zero self control and before I know it, I’ve polished off an entire bag feeling extremely bloated, with a tongue and mouth that feels raw and cut up from the sharp chips, and a sodium induced headache.

Thats Jenna Maroney in a wig. Come on.

Drew wrote a big article on Anna Faris and Chris Pratt when they were still married and they seemed like thoroughly normal people - if far richer and prettier than any of us plebes would ever be.

Jaguars, Mets, and Magic! Jesus fucking Christ, Danny!

Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t it in I think ‘15 when the Mets were in the doldrums and then inexplicably traded for Cespedes before catching fire and going all the way to the WS? And this team is bizarre in that most of their losses come from their horrendo bullpen. Even a mediocre pen would have them right in…

I can’t imagine how Syndergaard could possibly have developed a big-personality. I mean, they only centered all his marketing around him being the Norse God of Thunder.

I know its funny to poke fun at the Mets and Tebow, but you gotta give the guy props for slumming it in the minors for the past few years, especially with a moribund organization like the Mets. Dude could have easily had a cushy college football TV gig, instead he’s riding the bus with the JV team.

This begs the question if anyone actually bookmarks anymore. I just type a couple letters and usually the website I frequent pops up on autofill, or when I pop open a new tab its one of my frequent sites.

Over the decades, some of the best sports moments, sports writing and photography have come out of fighting sports - mainly boxing. The mainstay staff at Deadspin are relatively older and probably consumed a lot of that growing up and as they were breaking into sportswriting. There’s an undeniable appeal to the sport…

What I don’t understand is how they’re able to tag him in a position that he played so infrequently. Now I get the fluidic nature of modern defenses, but if there is such a discrepancy in the number of snaps at DE vs LB, why not tag him as a punter or a full-back? There doesn’t seem to be any accountability to this.…

Christ. I’ve been so happy for the Nets, I didn’t even stop to realize that there is no way Kevin Durant plays a fully healthy season for them, is there? Like, Kyrie will don the robes of the church of the deranged, and Durant will wander around the court dragging a bum leg for four years. 

I mean this is exactly like Jason Bay. A guy who was a fantastic player comes to the Mets and basically becomes a corpse. Its inexplicable!

In this country? The same as inflammable!

Its a great fucking job. Unionized, has benefits, extremely difficult to get fired even if you go out of your way to fuck up, and a nice pension. By the time most people retire, they can slot right into an easier and potentially better paying job working “security” and supplement that pension. I’m honestly amazed…

Here’s my hot take regarding pizza: When you’re at the restaurant and they come out lava-hot, the best bite of pizza is the first bite of the second slice. 

Of the state investigation, Cuomo said of Trump, “If he has nothing to hide, he has nothing to worry about.