Pretty far leap from preferring cats over dogs to “just hates dogs.”

Insidious. I saw the tweet earlier and thought it was interesting. I was trying to figure out how the hastag AD fit in. By putting it in all-caps on the heels of the Anthony Davis trade, it cleverly obscures the fact that its a fucking ad.

Oddly enough Simmons was fairly positive of the Nets clearing up cap space today with their trade.

I mean, context does matter. Which reporters are asking these questions? Was there some translation involved, or perhaps these are reporters speaking English not as their primary language? That first question is a word salad!

At my workplace we have two single-occupancy bathrooms, one for Men’s and one for Women’s. The only difference is that unlike the Men’s room, the Women’s room has a little box for disposing of pads/tampons, and a sign on the door regarding domestic violence/sexual abuse. I’ve always found it... curious that there was…

Yes, the grievously poor country should share the blame for morons chewing off more than they can chew in a well-known deadly endeavor.

Its such a pipe dream, but I want this man on the Brooklyn Nets so badly. Dude would slot in so well there and I think could put that team over the top to contend in the East.

Seriously. What team wants 4 rookies on their team? If Tatum and 3 picks this year is the best offer they get, NO is better off hanging on to Davis, drafting Zion and seeing if they can smooth things over with a new front office and personnel and a solid year with AD, Zion, and Jrue. 

Actually, the doctor’s name was Iqbar.

They may not have a choice, given that Kyrie has the option.

Man, fuck the Knicks. They spend two decades fucking around and fucking up constantly and now they’re just going to luck into getting two superstars and a top-notch rookie?? Ugh. I know that Knicks fans have been pretty loyal through the dismal decades, but it would really stick in my craw if that happened.

As usual, no one can say that Deadspin passed up an opportunity to shit on the Mets or the Jets. 

And so I must as well. My ears are a wreck but my memory can still hear just fine.

Its an NY based website and presumably many writers are from the area and may have familiarity/interest with the team. Also the Mets have a fairly large fanbase that would read the site and are basically a buffoon team that lends itself nicely to mockery.

I’d take 9-7 in a heartbeat. Thats already an improvement!

This sent me down a short rabbit-hole of internet research - the whole of Monaco can fit inside Newark fucking Airport!?? 

People were/are so unreasonably pissed about Ed Sheeron on the show. Dude sang a couple lines, said one more line, and then just sat there. Thats it! 

I think at this point, everyone reading it can clue in on how utterly tone-deaf that statement was.

The Isles seem like a vagabond team with an amorphous fanbase. My first experience at Barclays was at an Islanders game - my first ever Hockey game - and it was great! I have no frame of reference, so I can’t say whether it could be better or not, but it was fun for me. But Barclays is just way too far for the…

The new Jets uniforms are perfectly fine. They’re not great, but they’re not bad either. But let no one say that an opportunity to shit on the Jets went to waste.